Barn Buff Gifts

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Oh Hi!'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

I fart more than that!

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Get on with it!

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

French horn.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Lasso

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Scrooge McCow