Badge Bearer Gifts

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"I’m your partner, not your ‘work husband.’ Especially around perps."

Happy cop.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Je Suis Charlie

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

King Richard I

Continental marshal

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'