Badge Beginners Gifts

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Continental marshal

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

Animal Overachievers

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

How the chicken crossed the road...

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'