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"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Continental marshal

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

Animal Overachievers

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'