Achieving A Badge T-Shirts

"Cool ship, but how's it even going to fit in the lane?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Continental marshal

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

Animal Overachievers

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

How the chicken crossed the road...

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.