Standard Bearer Mugs

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

The fate of the emigrant

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"I shop, therefore I am."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"It was her mothers"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"He's always been an optimist."

King Richard I

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Athlete

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Olympic Torch.

Red book

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'