Standard Bearer T-Shirts

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

The fate of the emigrant

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"He's always been an optimist."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

King Richard I

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Athlete

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Red book

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Olympic Torch.

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.