Shield Bearer T-Shirts

King Richard I

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"He's always been an optimist."

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Athlete

Red book

"Shoo!"

Olympic Torch.

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Gravedigger

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.