Shield Bearer Pillows

King Richard I

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"He's always been an optimist."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Athlete

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Olympic Torch.

Red book

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"Shoo!"

Gravedigger

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.