Sign Bearer Pillows

The end is nigh - Obit.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I shop, therefore I am."

No Immediate Danger

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Exit only.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Do it write the first time.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"It was her mothers"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Je Suis Charlie

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Cat on Board.