Sign Bearer Pillows

The end is nigh - Obit.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Exit only.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

"It was her mothers"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Je Suis Charlie

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Cat on Board.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Google signwriter.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.