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The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"He's always been an optimist."

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

King Richard I

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Carpenter

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

One last question before i take the job.

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Olaf's Doughnut Hut. The real reason for viking helmets.

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

Carpenter

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

"You've literally watched one game."

"Blah blah blah. . ."