Saw Shield Bearer Gifts

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Je Suis Charlie

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"He's always been an optimist."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

King Richard I

Carpenter

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

One last question before i take the job.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Carpenter

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

"You've literally watched one game."

"Blah blah blah. . ."

Cuban identity