Shield Wielder Enthusiast Gifts

Kellyanne Conway

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Martial Arts

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

King Richard I

Ancient Weapons

Knight/Bird.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Battle.

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"