Shielding Aficionado Gifts

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He's a guard dog."

"Mine's still in bed."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Here's the weak point."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

What's Their Secret?

"Fasten your seat belt."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"It's called being preemptive."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Drop dead gorgeous

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Ukraine War Clouds

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.