Umbrella Aficionado Gifts

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

What if rain fell sideways...

'It's black with a curved handle.'

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Sleepwalking to work.

"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."

"Mine's still in bed."

'I reckon Spring is just around the corner. The rain is definitely feeling warmer!'

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

Dog umbrella.

Fisherman being rained on by fish

'you're so selfish - If you held the umbrella, how would sweetie keep dry?'

A windscreen wiper on a baseball field

Heatwave

Ukraine War Clouds

'They followed me home.'

Double Rain Protection

'The first use of covers, Weston super mare 1861' men with umbrellars

"Well, it could be worse. It could be raining... harder."

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

'You know Alf I am glad there is a hosepipe ban my garden couldn't take any more water.'

Pope Leaks,

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

'I cut a hole in the umbrella so I can tell when it quits raining!'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Coronavirus again

'If THIS is Sunny Bogsea I'm glad we didn't go to Tropical Sandy Bay!'

Separate tables, separate beds, separate umbrellas, separate heads.

'I can't understand why it's still raining, the weekend's over.'

Going back to work

Egyptian umbrella

"It's getting worse!"

Back to Work

"Since you're all leaving the company under a cloud, you'll be receiving umbrellas instead of gold watches."