Umbrella Aficionado Gifts

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

What if rain fell sideways...

'It's black with a curved handle.'

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."

Sleepwalking to work.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'I reckon Spring is just around the corner. The rain is definitely feeling warmer!'

Fisherman being rained on by fish

'you're so selfish - If you held the umbrella, how would sweetie keep dry?'

Dog umbrella.

"Mine's still in bed."

A windscreen wiper on a baseball field

"Well, it could be worse. It could be raining... harder."

'The first use of covers, Weston super mare 1861' men with umbrellars

Double Rain Protection

'They followed me home.'

Ukraine War Clouds

Man and rain

Statue in the Rain

Birds poop on people on bus 13.

"Since you're all leaving the company under a cloud, you'll be receiving umbrellas instead of gold watches."

"What an absolute shower!"

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

'You know Alf I am glad there is a hosepipe ban my garden couldn't take any more water.'

Heatwave

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

'I cut a hole in the umbrella so I can tell when it quits raining!'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Coronavirus again

'If THIS is Sunny Bogsea I'm glad we didn't go to Tropical Sandy Bay!'

Separate tables, separate beds, separate umbrellas, separate heads.

'I can't understand why it's still raining, the weekend's over.'

Pope Leaks,