Umbrella Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Sunbathers.

'I'm on my way!'

"Mine's still in bed."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

A rainbow umbrella

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Frogs

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Sleepwalking to work.

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Reading in the rain.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

Businessman tries to shelter from the economic storm.

What's Their Secret?

The King In The Rain.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Umbrella Roof

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Diver

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

A gentleman visiting a dentist.