Umbrella Enthusiast Gifts

Fight for your summer.

'I'm on my way!'

Watering a plant in the rain.

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Compassion

Unbrella repelling sticks and rocks.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'I only asked if a black umbrella had been handed in.'

Lost Umbrella Support Group

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

A sudden recognition, unexpected on both sides

'It's black with a cane handle.'

Man and barcode-rain

Posh man jumps out of a burning building into a rainstorm with a doorman holding an umbrella for him.

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

'I'll be late tonight dear. I'm caught in a data deluge!'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Flood

Dog holding umbrella in the rain, with owner getting wet.

Specialising in umbrella stab wounds

Heavy Rain

Bird Sanctuary.

Diver

Lost property

Raincloud Umbrella

Umbrella Offenders

"Hi, Beth. is it possible you accidentally took my umbrella and I took your?"

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

Awning for Customer Use Only

"What's the hot-dog guy going to do?"

"Excuse me for sounding like a Jewish mother, but may I point out that your kid is getting wet."

Raining on the little people

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

A man under attack from a barrage of snowballs.

Confusion over umbrellas