Umbrella Enthusiast Pillows

Fight for your summer.

'I'm on my way!'

Watering a plant in the rain.

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Compassion

Unbrella repelling sticks and rocks.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'I only asked if a black umbrella had been handed in.'

Lost Umbrella Support Group

"Whenever I open up, I get dumped on."

Man and barcode-rain

Heavy Rain

'I'll be late tonight dear. I'm caught in a data deluge!'

'It's black with a cane handle.'

Flood

Bird Sanctuary.

Diver

Dog holding umbrella in the rain, with owner getting wet.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Posh man jumps out of a burning building into a rainstorm with a doorman holding an umbrella for him.

Specialising in umbrella stab wounds

Lost property

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

A sudden recognition, unexpected on both sides

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"Well...it's black and has a handle."

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

MD. You just eat too much --- Photosynthesis has nothing to do with it.

South or North

'Your father and I aren't ready for the Mac/PC debate. We're still having the mac/umbrella debate.'

'I'd like to save this for a rainy day.'

Church Seats

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.