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"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He's a guard dog."

"Mine's still in bed."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

Biro Security

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Here's the weak point."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

What's Their Secret?

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"It's called being preemptive."

"Fasten your seat belt."

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Drop dead gorgeous

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Ukraine War Clouds