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'Must you act like a tourist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He's a guard dog."

"Mine's still in bed."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Sleepwalking to work.

"Here's the weak point."

Hanging out your shingle

"No religious nuts!"

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

What's Their Secret?

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Way to go

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Knight/Bird.

Ukraine War Clouds

"High Pressure Area"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."