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'Must you act like a tourist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"He's a guard dog."

"Mine's still in bed."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Hanging out your shingle

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

What's Their Secret?

"No religious nuts!"

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Way to go

Knight/Bird.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Ukraine War Clouds

"High Pressure Area"

Knight Vision

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."