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"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

The Computer Bore

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Internet Cafe.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Information Security

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

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'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"