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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

US fears missile competition.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Here's the weak point."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Cyberwarfare

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."