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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"I'll never forget you."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Here's the weak point."