Digital Defense Devotee Gifts

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Privacy - Surveillance

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"I'll never forget you."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Here's the weak point."