Digital Device Devotee Gifts

"I see a lot of this. Your eyes are stuck in a down position -- try not to look down at your phone so much."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Textin’"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Fur Baby

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Family Home.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend