Digital Device Devotee Gifts

"I see a lot of this. Your eyes are stuck in a down position -- try not to look down at your phone so much."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Textin’"

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Fur Baby

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Family Home.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend