Smartphone Devotee Gifts

'You've developed phantom phone syndrome.'

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.'"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

"You hadn't texted me in twenty minutes. I was afraid you might have become paralyzed."

"Help, doc, I'm dying! Well, not me...my phone battery."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Textin’"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fur Baby

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Halloween Selfie

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

United Church of OMG

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."