Cellphone Devotee Gifts

No caption (Man walks in the rain holding his umbrella over his cell phone rather than himself).

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Textin’"

'Is this the new input device?'

"You've got computer-breath."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Fur Baby

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Old-fashioned computer

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

Man-mobile

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."