Cellphone Devotee T-Shirts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Textin’"

'Is this the new input device?'

"You've got computer-breath."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Fur Baby

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Old-fashioned computer

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Phone Mittens

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."