Headphone Devotee T-Shirts

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Fur Baby

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Listening to Coldplay.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Snake with headphones.

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

David Lynch

Phone Mittens

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Consumer care and technologies

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

I said: Get me a @#$% coffee! You're healed. What saved you? I was watching the news and I saw you - on my tv - spending the night to buy a new iPhone as soon as they went on sale. Your mindless consumerism made me so @#$% angry, that I spontaneously healed so I could come back here and strangle you! Hand over that &@#$ iPhone, loser! No way, it's keeping you healthy.

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'