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'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Family Time

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Snake with headphones.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Please, pay attention.'

Social Media Blues

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution