Headphone Addict Gifts

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Modern Narcissism

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Family Time

Pizza Delivery Delays

Snake with headphones.

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Please, pay attention.'

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Social Media Blues

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Is it an important text?"

Evolution

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"