Headphone Lover Gifts

Death and the mp3 player.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Halloween Selfie

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Snake with headphones.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

The End of the Worker Bees

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

Gramophone Headphone

Music Collector.

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Are you two still not texting?'