Headphone Enthusiasts Gifts

Regulars' Earphones

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Thermidor Dali

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'I'm on the way!'

'Beret Night at the Museum'