Headphone Enthusiasts Pillows

Regulars' Earphones

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Listening to Coldplay.

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Thermidor Dali

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."