Headphone Lovers Pillows

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Halloween Selfie

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

David Lynch

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Snake with headphones.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

The End of the Worker Bees

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Gramophone Headphone

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Music Collector.