Headphone Appreciator Pillows

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Men dancing

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Snake with headphones.

"There goes that creepy music again...

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Gramophone Headphone

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Modern teenager.

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"So far earplugs are the money maker."