Woofer Appreciator Pillows

Subtitle: Woof.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"The subwoofers really help."

Men dancing

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Captain

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

"...and this is my better half...!"

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

'What song is it you want to hear!'

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish