Sound Appreciator Pillows

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Oscars 2024

Men dancing

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"There goes that creepy music again...

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

Songbird on Vase

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"School would be more exciting with a sound track."

Subtitle: Woof.