Noise Appreciator Pillows

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

'Turn it down Sir - you're disturbing the peas.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'I said they're playing our song!'

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Men dancing

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

Playing dustbins

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."