Smoke Signal Appreciator Pillows

Warning.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"We've come here to smoke."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Factory Pollution.

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'You rang?'

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

Canadian wildfires

ECO gallery

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

Smoke Signals

The cost of smoking

"There's no need to shout!"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'