Smoke Signal Interpreter Pillows

“Incinerator four really failed to deliver today.”

"The wine may be breathing, but I'm not."

"No, I don't mind inhaling his second-hand smoke. It makes a pleasant change from his second-hand methane."

Factory Pollution.

'Smoking or whining?'

"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."

Mediterranean

"No! My parents told me to never smoke."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

No Smoking.

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'You rang?'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"We've come here to smoke."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

ECO gallery

Warning.

'Coach! They figured out our 'bunt' sign!'

'I wish he'd stop smoking, too, Mother, but I don't believe in pre-marital nagging.'

Pipe Dream

New Year's Resolution - stop smoking.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

The cost of smoking

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'