Sensitivity Appreciator Pillows

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"My kid could do that."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

The Sensitive Dude.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Sensitivity Reader

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Box of Tissues

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

'Brilliant!'

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"No one is completely abominable."

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Ahhhh...it almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'