Sensitivity Appreciator Pillows

"Oh, my husband is physically very strong alright, but he's emotionally fragile: he falls apart if you hurt his feelings..."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"My kid could do that."

The Sensitive Dude.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

Box of Tissues

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Psychiatrist catches patient's depression.

"No one is completely abominable."

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Ahhhh...it almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

'Perhaps, Madam would care to see our low calorie menu?'