Scent Appreciator Pillows

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Ahhhh...it almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Old Book Smell

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Overpowering perfume

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Great Perfume!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'I must smell more.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"