Scent Appreciation Pillows

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Piggy banks - scented or unscented.

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."