Scent Appreciation Gifts

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"I'm picking up some strong bottom notes."

Piggy banks - scented or unscented.

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Old Book Smell

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

I miss that new planet smell.