Smell Appreciation Gifts

Stinky fish

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"No offense."

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."