Smell Appreciation Prints

Stinky fish

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"What pheromone are you using?"

I miss that new planet smell.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"No offense."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'