Fragrance Appreciation Gifts

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

Aromatherapy for Men

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'