Fragrances Gifts

'Mmm. Lovely perfume - is it Kennel no. 5?'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"The antidote is $150."

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

Locker room: the scent.

Soap shop - "Do you have any that smell of soap?"

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

"Why don't we call your mom and ask her the name of the perfume she wears?"

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is definitely the one for dad. It's got that new car smell."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

"It's my new cologne Eae de Dough."

'Why would I want to smell like Germany?'

'You know it's the day of the office party when he opens that present of aftershave from last Christmas.'

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

He'll love this cologne. It smells like tickets to a sporting event.

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Men's Fragrances

"I know we're just work acquaintances, but I think your skin should smell like watermelon and your home should smell like chai-peach crème brûlée."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'