Perfumes Gifts

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Mmm. Lovely perfume - is it Kennel no. 5?'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Mmmm, you smell good. Is that store bought or did you just roll in a dead animal?'

Dog sniffing scent

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'BIGGO PERFUME CO - Back in a phew minutes.'

Scratch and Sniff Greeting Cards

'He'll love this one. It has the scent of a baseball glove.'

A dog spraying eau de toilet.

'And this one is called 'Scent of the Forest'...!'

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

Locker room: the scent.

"Yo, Cruz...what kind of cologne are you wearing."

'It's irresistible to women. . . It smells of money.'

"Everytime we go over there, Aunt Irene hugs me and I smell like a girl for an hour!"

"When they say it would send him wild I thought they meant with DESIRE!"

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

"I changed my perfume from Sassy Salmon to Tempting Tuna."

'I need a scent that will make me reek of a semester abroad in Paris without saying a word,'

'He was letting the wine breathe. But it got a whiff of his cologne and suddenly died.'

'Do you have anything that smells like 'prime time'?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'I told you not to wear that musk cologne while we're camping!'

"It's $85 an ounce, $95 for unscented."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'I'm looking for a perfume that will excite my husband. Do you have anything that smells like lager?'

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.